“Happy anniversary, babe.”
“Happy anniversary, honey. Thank you for the surprise!”
“You liked your present then?”
“Mhmm…and the surprise dinner didn’t hurt. I have a surprise for you too.”
😉 “Of course. Let me just…you know, ‘clean up’, and I’ll be right with you…”
“Ooooh…right on! I’ll pour myself a beer…”
Am I the only one hearing this phone ringing?
Where is he?
And come to think of it…where is Gambit?
Hmm. I better go see what’s up.
Hang on. This is not right…
Perhaps I should answer this…
[We know where you are.]
“…hello? Who is this?”
[Bring us the Serpent and we shall be kind to him. ]
“Who are you? What have you done to him?”
[Perhaps you should choose your acquaintances carefully. Your precious Hamako gave you up very easily.]
“Liar. Okansan will never do that. You must have done something to make her talk..”
[So you are admitting who you are now?]
“What do you want?”
[The Serpent. Return what belongs to us, and perhaps we will return what belongs to you.]
“The Serpent was never yours to begin with. It was entrusted to me for safekeeping and I intend to keep it that way.”
[Stubborn bitch! The snake is more valuable to you than your loved ones?]
“No. But I made a promise and I shall keep it.”
[Even at the risk of losing everything?]
“Losing everything? Hah, fools. Perhaps you should have researched the background of the man you just…kidnapped.”
[Your bluff don’t scare us.]
“I wasn’t intending on scaring you.”
[So, give us the Serpent and save him…]
“No. He is capable of saving himself. You’ll see what I mean.”
[…and your precious Okasan…]
“You really are fools. Has it not occured to you WHY she gave up my position so easily? Did you think whatever you did broke her into revealing me?
“Whoever hired you should hire someone to clean you up. You just fucked this assignment up in a major way. Perhaps I will be the person for the job. How much are they paying you to come after me?”
[Give us the Serpent.]
“As if. Come to me and take it, I dare you. After all, you know where I live.”
[So you refuse to come to us. Is that your final answer?]
“But of course I will! Did you think me so impolite to refuse an invitation?”
“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know who sent you for the Serpent. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money.”
“But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”
“If you let my husband go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t…
…I will look for you…
“…I will find you…
“...and I will kill you.” [x]
[Shut up, bitch! Listen here: hand over the Serpent..or else!]
“No. YOU listen here. YOU have 24 hours to return what is mine. Or YOU will be gone.”
And while Snakey and I go hunt down these idiots who kidnapped my husband and my Okasan, I have an assignment for you, dear esteemed Readers.
Your assignment, should you choose to accept it:
In less than 24 hours, The 24 event will end. Which means there is less than 24 hours before this,
Only 100 made and these are never going to be sold again.
You have til 11.59pm SLT today, 30th of August.
Here’s a map to The 24, it will land you at the main landing but take note of the red arrows and follow that to your destiny.
And after that, make sure you watch Taken.
If for no other reason than because Liam Neeson is the hottest man with the sexiest voice on this planet.
I assassinate people for:
(They told me I needed to keep my identity secret)
You don’t want to mess with them.
Or they will send me and Snakey after you.
Here’s the vid for those lines!
Bottom line? Go watch it. If you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you…
…and I will make you watch it with me.