Dead City

Arriving at The Station and Dead City 

ArrivalPose: Vendetta #4 (including gun)- Flash Friendly Poses

“Is that her?”

“It appears so.”

“She is dressed rather….inappropriately…don’t you think…?”

Zenith BagRammus Leather Backpack - Zenith @ The Men's Department

“I think she dresses remarkably fetching myself.”

“Think with your brain, Mr. Withingham, not with your boner!”

Beetle Boots for Battle✤Mandy Leather Pants - Miss Canning
Fowler Laced-Up Boots - Beetlebones @ Collabor88

“Anyway! It makes no matter how she is dressed, she is one of the best in the field.”

“Really? I’m inclined to doubt you, Mr. Withingham…isn’t she slight for her age?”

“Mr. Walsh, she charges 150,000 Lindens for a mere call-out and she was recommended by people who have gladly paid that sum…”

“150,000L!!! You’d think she could afford more fabric to cover herself!”

Hey Zee…

Chipmunk or Squirrel?|| Skin: LanaBelleza || Clockwork Vision EyesThe Stringer Mausoleum (from previous Genre round, not available instore yet) || || Tattoo EyelashesLDG || Song Lipgloss #9Essences || || Steampunk Squirrel – !Ohmaii @ Collabor88 || || Impedimenta gear earrings and necklaceAZE (from previous Genre round, N/A instore yet)|| Viking BracersThe Forge || Mesh Steampunk Headset Female TimelessYasum ||

Yeah?

You know they’re talking about you, right?

Chuckles. What are they saying this time?

That you are dressed inappropriately.

Pfft. What do men know about dressing up?

Yes. Shall I tell them that I designed this outfit to be aerodymanically sound?

And freak them out? If they are incensed by the propriety of my dressing, imagine them reacting to a chipmunk talking to them telepathically…

I’M A SQUIRREL!

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“Mr. Withingham…is that…a chipmunk she is holding?”

“I believe that is a squirrel. Yes.”

“….”

“It’s her pet.”

DID YOU HEAR THAT? THEY ARE CALLING ME YOUR PET! THE NERVE!

I don’t have supersonic hearings like you, and by the way it doesn’t matter what they think of us…

steampunk_014A/D/E Karen Red Dress - R2 Fashion @ Collabor88
Gear Up Industrial Hat - Beetlebones @ Collabor88

“Excuse me, gentlemen.”

“I believe we need no introduction. I beg pardon for my uncouthness but as I am conducting a risky business for you gentlemen, I would like us to get on with business, if you please.”

“Oh yes, yes, of course…”

“On the matter of my payment…”

steampunk_015 || Steampunk ManicureBliensen + Mai Tai || Viking BracerThe Forge || ✤Flower Diamond SolitareDiamante Jewelry || Impedimenta gear necklaceAZE ||

“You should be assured that you will receive it once the job is done…”

“No. That was not the arrangement. It is customary for people like…me…to be paid half upfront.”

“Upfront!”

“Yes, gentlemen.”

“That is a most unusual request, especially when you have yet to prove yourself…”

“I received a certain intelligence that you paid the last GUY in advance, and he has failed miserably. You would know, I’m sure, that I have impeccable record. I have never failed an assignment before.”

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“Your demand, Madam, is most preposterous.”

“Miss.”

“Your demand, MISS, is most preposterous!”

“Ah, I’m sorry to hear that gentlemen. In that case, have a good day…”

steampunk_016Gun, part of Vendetta pose pack from Flash Friendly Poses

“No, no, we agree to it…”

“Mr. Walsh!”

“Hush, Mr. Withingham. What difference does it make? She never fails, and we’d pay her anyway…and shall she fail, we;ll just pay someone to recover the payment from her corpse.”

-45 minutes later-

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Zee, get ready. 10 minutes to showdown.

Alright. Have we decided on our target? Why is it taking you 45 minutes to scan the perimeter?

Never you mind my method. See that dour looking thing over there?

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That face?

Yes. The contraption is hidden in amongst the mental dentalwork of our lovely, dour, metallic friend.

He does look a bit dour, doesn’t he?

Can you blame him? I would be too if I had an ugly mug like that…

You can never be ugly. You’re a cute chipmu…

SQUIRREL! SQUIRRELSQUIRRELSQUIRREL!

Anyway, the face shuts down for rolling restarts on Tuesdays at precisely 6.10am, for 10 seconds. That is a few minutes from now. And you will have exactly 10 seconds to get from here to there and do your thing. So be ready, it’s now 6pm…so 10 minutes from now.

steampunk_003 Pose: Vendetta #5 (gun included in pack) - Flash Friendly Poses

10 minutes. Ok, got it.

DING! DING! DING! DING!

What was that?

The clock tower! Oh no, I must have miscalibrated my watch!

Huh? The clock tower chimes at ten past six??

NOT THE TIME TO PONDER TIMEKEEPING METHOD, GO GO GO! 10 SECONDS!

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2

BANG!

BangPose: Vendetta #1 (gun included in pack) - Flash Friendly Poses

“ATTENTION CITIZENS. ATTENTION CITIZENS. SECURITY BREACH. SECURITY BREACH. THE CITY WILL SELF-DETONATE IN 10 MINUTES. PLEASE LEAVE FOR SAFETY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.”

“SECURITY BREACHED. EVACUATE THE CITY. WE DETONATE IN 9 MINUTES 50 SECONDS.” 

Now We Run!Pose: Heaven Bound - F*cking Ninjas

“ATTENTION CITIZENS. SECURITY BREACHED. THE CITY WILL SELF-DETONATE IN 9 MINUTES 45 SECONDS. ATTENTION CITIZENS…”


Did you get out of that debacle alive? Have a hankering to shop after all that excitement? Here are all your important TPs!

Location: The Station & Dead City

Events: Collabor88 || The Men’s Department

Stores:
(The stores here are listed as a courtesy, in case you come across this post after the event. If the event just recently ended, the items won’t be in mainstores so soon…designers are RL people too! Please observe which event some of these items are from and shop at the event itself, not the mainstores)

Diamante Jewelry || Miss Canning || The Stringer Mausoleum

Belleza || LDG || R2 Fashion || !Ohmai & Beetlebones || Zenith || Essences || The Forge || Flash Friendly Poses || Slink || F*cking Ninjas || Bliensen + Maitai || Yasum

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